// From Rainbow Arch // 2:03 AM 9/15/2007 // Til I'm 64 - Merlin Sings Sub sixt //Merlin.StopAll //Merlin.Show Merlin.Play "Greet" Merlin.Play "Alert" Merlin.Speak "I'd like to sing a little parody of a Beatles song called.." Merlin.Speak "'Til I'm sixty four." Merlin.Play "Pleased" Merlin.Speak "I can't sing quite as well as Ringo, but I think you'll get the idea." Merlin.Play "Think" Merlin.Speak "Here goes!" Merlin.Play "Pleased" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=123\\Spd=120\When\Pit=117\\Spd=120\ I\Pit=123\\Spd=120\ get\Pit=147\\Spd=82\ tired\Pit=123\\Spd=110\ of\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ tweak\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ing\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ my\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ page""=""When I get tired of tweaking my page""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=120\Ja\Pit=247\\Spd=82\va\Pit=196\\Spd=110\ scripts\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ and\Pit=220\\Spd=82\ frames""=""Java scripts and frames""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=185\\Spd=120\Will\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ you\Pit=208\\Spd=120\ still\Pit=220\\Spd=120\ be\Pit=185\\Spd=120\ fax\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ing\Pit=208\\Spd=120\ me\Pit=220\\Spd=120\ a\Pit=185\\Spd=120\ script\Pit=175\\Spd=110\ or\Pit=165\\Spd=82\ two""=""Will you still be faxing me a script or two""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=185\\Spd=110\E\Pit=196\\Spd=110\mail\Pit=208\\Spd=110\ post\Pit=220\\Spd=110\cards\Pit=247\\Spd=120\ com\Pit=233\\Spd=120\ing\Pit=220\\Spd=120\ from\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ you""=""Email postcards coming from you""\" Merlin.Play "Explain" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=123\\Spd=120\Now\Pit=117\\Spd=120\ I've\Pit=123\\Spd=120\ been\Pit=147\\Spd=82\ on\Pit=123\\Spd=110\line\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ since\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ a\Pit=147\\Spd=120\bout\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ noon""=""Now I've been online since about noon""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=247\\Spd=120\And\Pit=247\\Spd=82\ my\Pit=220\\Spd=110\ eyes\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ are\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ sore""=""And my eyes are sore""\" Merlin.Play "Pleased" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=120\Have\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ent\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ a\Pit=233\\Spd=110\ care\Pit=220\\Spd=82\ here""=""Haven't a care here""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=120\Stuck\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ to\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ the\Pit=185\\Spd=110\ chair\Pit=165\\Spd=82\ here""=""Stuck to the chair here""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=247\\Spd=120\Til\Pit=247\\Spd=82\ I'm\Pit=247\\Spd=120\ six\Pit=247\\Spd=110\ty\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ four""=""Til I'm sixty four""\" Merlin.Play "Alert" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=165\\Spd=55\You'll\Pit=185\\Spd=55\ be\Pit=196\\Spd=55\ on\Pit=294\\Spd=55\line\Pit=247\\Spd=52\ too""=""You'll be online too""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=247\\Spd=55\And\Pit=220\\Spd=110\ if\Pit=196\\Spd=110\ we\Pit=220\\Spd=55\ both\Pit=220\\Spd=110\ log\Pit=165\\Spd=52\ on""=""And if we both log on""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=55\I\Pit=165\\Spd=110\ could\Pit=147\\Spd=110\ surf\Pit=165\\Spd=110\ with\Pit=196\\Spd=110\ you""=""I could surf with you""\" Merlin.Play "Pleased" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=123\\Spd=120\It\Pit=117\\Spd=120\ can\Pit=123\\Spd=120\ be\Pit=147\\Spd=82\ fun\Pit=123\\Spd=110\ in\Pit=147\\Spd=120\staul\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ling\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ a\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ card""=""It can be fun installing a card""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=120\When\Pit=247\\Spd=82\ it's\Pit=196\\Spd=110\ plug\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ n\Pit=220\\Spd=82\ play""=""When it's plug n play""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=185\\Spd=120\You\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ can\Pit=208\\Spd=120\ hear\Pit=220\\Spd=120\ a\Pit=185\\Spd=120\ con\Pit=196\\Spd=120\cert\Pit=208\\Spd=120\ on\Pit=220\\Spd=120\ the\Pit=185\\Spd=120\ in\Pit=175\\Spd=110\turrr\Pit=165\\Spd=82\net""=""You can hear a concert on the internet""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=185\\Spd=110\Chat\Pit=196\\Spd=110\ting\Pit=208\\Spd=110\ with\Pit=220\\Spd=110\ the\Pit=247\\Spd=120\ pee\Pit=233\\Spd=120\pul\Pit=220\\Spd=100\ you \Pit=196\\Spd=82\ met""=""Chatting with the people you met""\" Merlin.Play "Alert" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=123\\Spd=120\Check\Pit=117\\Spd=120\ing\Pit=123\\Spd=120\ the\Pit=147\\Spd=82\ show\Pit=123\\Spd=110\times\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ read\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ing\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ the\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ news""=""Checking the show times reading the news""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=247\\Spd=120\Who\Pit=247\\Spd=82\ could\Pit=220\\Spd=110\ ask\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ for\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ more""=""Who could ask for more""\" Merlin.Play "Pleased" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=120\Have\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ent\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ a\Pit=233\\Spd=110\ care\Pit=220\\Spd=82\ here""=""Haven't a care here""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=120\Stuck\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ to\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ the\Pit=185\\Spd=110\ chair\Pit=165\\Spd=82\ here""=""Stuck to the chair here""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=247\\Spd=120\Til\Pit=247\\Spd=82\ I'm\Pit=247\\Spd=120\ six\Pit=247\\Spd=110\ty\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ four""=""Til I'm sixty four""\" Merlin.Play "Blink" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=120\Sum\Pit=165\\Spd=120\of the\Pit=196\\Spd=120\web\Pit=165\\Spd=120\sites\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ let\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ you\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ sign\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ their\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ guest\Pit=165\\Spd=120\book""=""Some of the websites let you sign their guestbook""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=120\On\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ the\Pit=196\\Spd=110\ in\Pit=123\\Spd=120\turrr\Pit=147\\Spd=82\net\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ if\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ you're\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ so\Pit=165\\Spd=110\ in\Pit=123\\Spd=82\clined""=""On the internet if you're so inclined""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=165\\Spd=55\Search\Pit=185\\Spd=55\ and\Pit=196\\Spd=55\ find\Pit=294\\Spd=55\ what's\Pit=247\\Spd=52\ new""=""Search and find what's new""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=247\\Spd=55\Soon\Pit=220\\Spd=110\ they\Pit=196\\Spd=110\ will\Pit=220\\Spd=55\ check\Pit=220\\Spd=110\ your\Pit=165\\Spd=52\ page""=""Soon they will check your page""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=120\Maybe Sign\Pit=165\\Spd=110\ your\Pit=147\\Spd=110\ guest\Pit=165\\Spd=110\book\Pit=196\\Spd=110\ too""=""Maybe sign your guestbook too""\" Merlin.Play "Pleased" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=123\\Spd=120\Send\Pit=117\\Spd=120\ me\Pit=123\\Spd=120\ an\Pit=147\\Spd=82\ e\Pit=123\\Spd=110\mail\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ down\Pit=165\\Spd=120\load\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ a\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ file""=""Send me an email download a file""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=120\If\Pit=247\\Spd=82\ your\Pit=196\\Spd=110\ l\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ink\Pit=220\\Spd=82\ quick""=""If your link is quick""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=185\\Spd=120\You\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ could\Pit=208\\Spd=120\ sit\Pit=220\\Spd=120\ for\Pit=185\\Spd=120\eh\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ver\Pit=208\\Spd=120\ on\Pit=220\\Spd=120\ the\Pit=185\\Spd=120\ world\Pit=175\\Spd=110\ wide\Pit=165\\Spd=82\ web""=""You may sit on the World Wide Web""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=185\\Spd=110\Hope\Pit=196\\Spd=110\ it\Pit=208\\Spd=110\ is\Pit=220\\Spd=110\ent\Pit=247\\Spd=120\ get\Pit=233\\Spd=120\ting\Pit=220\\Spd=120\ too\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ late""=""Hope it isn't getting too late""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=123\\Spd=120\Check\Pit=117\\Spd=120\ out\Pit=123\\Spd=120\ the\Pit=147\\Spd=82\ home\Pit=123\\Spd=110\ page\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ book\Pit=165\\Spd=120\mark\Pit=147\\Spd=120\ my\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ Url""=""Check out the home page bookmark my URL""\" Merlin.Play "Explain" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=247\\Spd=120\Yours\Pit=247\\Spd=82\ for\Pit=220\\Spd=110\ eh\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ver\Pit=196\\Spd=82\more""=""Yours for evermore""\" Merlin.Play "Pleased" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=120\Have\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ent\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ a\Pit=233\\Spd=110\ care\Pit=220\\Spd=82\ here""=""Haven't a care here""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=196\\Spd=120\Stuck\Pit=165\\Spd=120\ to\Pit=196\\Spd=120\ the\Pit=185\\Spd=110\ chair\Pit=165\\Spd=82\ here""=""Stuck to the chair here""\" Merlin.Speak "\Chr=""Monotone""\\Map=""\Pit=247\\Spd=120\Til\Pit=247\\Spd=82\ I'm\Pit=247\\Spd=120\ six\Pit=247\\Spd=110\ty\Pit=196\\Spd=82\ four""=""Til I'm sixty four""\" //Merlin.Play "Blink" //Merlin.Play "Uncertain" //Merlin.Speak "Did I seem nervous?" //Merlin.Speak "Hey all right!. I don't like singing before a live audience!" Merlin.Play "Pleased" //Merlin.Speak "Please don't miss Peedy's rendition of Rockin Robin!" //Merlin.Play "Pleased" //Merlin.Speak "He's quite the singer too, actually." //Merlin.Play "Blink" //Merlin.Play "restpose" Merlin.Speak "Well I guess I better keep my day job.." Merlin.Play "Idle2_2" End Sub