Jokes=['A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doctor, you\'ve got to do something about my husband he thinks he\'s a refrigerator. ..I wouldn\'t worry too much about it, the doctor replies. Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass. .. But you don\'t understand, the woman insists. He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake ...','A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like,. He has a card up his sleeve.. or He has a dove in his pocket.. One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat.. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other.. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, Okay, I give up... What did you do with the ship ...','How is a computer like an air conditioner. ...When you open some Windows it won\'t work ...','How to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer. ...The keyboard is camouflaged ...','How to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer. ..."Winders XP" has a Dale Earnhardt Jr. sticker on it ...','Two guys are sharing a hospital room. ...What are you in for? ...I\'m getting a circumcision." ...Damn .. I had that done when I was born and I couldn\'t walk for a year. ...','How to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer. ...The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them ...','How to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer. ...The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options ...','How to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer. ...The monitor is up on blocks ...','If Microsoft made toasters... Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster ...','How to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer. ...Deer jerky in the desk drawer ...','How to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer. ...John Deere Pocket Protectors ...','If IBM made toasters... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting ...','Why do ducks have webbed feet ...To put out fires. ...Why do elephants have flat feet ..To put out burning ducks ...','Question: What is the definition of a "lucky break" ...Answer: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. ...Question: What is the definition of a "crying shame" ...Answer: There was an empty seat.  ...No offense. ..We had to have one in the mix ...','Waiter, there\'s a fly in my soup. ...That\'s entirely possible. Our cook used to be a tailor ...','What do you call a witch on a beach ...A sandwitch ...','Question: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ..Answer: Two: ..one to change the lightbulb, ...the other to not change the lightbulb ...','Golfer: "You\'ve got to be the worst caddy in the world." ...Caddy: "I don\'t think so sir. ..That would be too much of a coincidence ..."','A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. ..To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter.  ..To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. ..Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. ..The lawyer said, "I don\'t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?". ..Peter replied, "Well, I\'ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, ...and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!" ...'];